Photo Credit: Quick Meme Around this time every year, people start looking for ways to better themselves through New Year's Resolutions. This year, I'm going to clean up my lifestyle a bit by starting with my language. There are times when swear words are just really necessary - heck, studies have proven that curse words actually increase pain tolerance. But injuries (and jokes) aside, using swears doesn't do much except make you appear classless and uneducated. To start working on this resolution, I'm compiling a list of some fun & harmless words to use instead! Read on to view the list:
1. Bologna
Starting with a good old classic.
2. Picklejuice
3. What the French Toast?
4. Scheiße
Something about saying it in another language just makes it cleaner.
5. Oklahoma
A quote from We're the Millers by Katheryn Hahn: "Ohhh-klahoma!"
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6. Mother Trucker
7. Lawd Jesus
8. Dagnabit
9. Wizard Swears
Voldemort's nipple, Swish and Flicker, Unicorn Turds, Dobby's Sock!
10. Those Dingalings
For this quote, skip to: 0:33.
Do you know some other kid-friendly, work-friendly swear words? Share them in the comments below!
